"You know, this ain't half bad!! Laying in the sun, snoozing, just rolling around all day with no deadlines or commitments; Vincent might have done me a favor! It's not quite a diving vacation, but this sure is a lot more relaxing than being in the office with Kerry do Kerry do Kerry do... I could really get into this. I was born to be a cat.
I even have a best friend, Velvet.
But I'm not so sure about these accomodations ...no privacy???""
I think you're too big to be in here!", said Valerie. "Officer Lena, get this oversized cat out of here!"
"Ok, Ok, I'll take her dogs, maybe she'll fit in better down there", Lena growled.
"No! No! help me, help me, not dogs, don't send me to dogs, Please bail me OUT NOW! Just when I was starting to enjoy laying around in the sun thinking I could get real used to this, no more Kerry do, Kerry do, Kerry do - and it all turns into a problem when it boils down to Kerry poo, Kerry Poo, Kerry Poo...!"
clawing and scratching (Kerry, not Lena).
Kerry clung on to any salvation she could get her paws onto! Look at all that damage to the picnic table! I guess Kerry should have been declawed!! Now poor Rene is going to have to fix the table!! Even Mister Mister, who'd been in favor of locking Kerry up till Vincent got tuna - since he's bigger and has four legs and could beat Vincent up to get the tuna - thinks it's cruel and inhumane to throw Kerry to the dogs and steps in to save her.
"OUCH!! you've caught my tail in the door! Stop treating me like an animal!!!!! Help, help, save me...."
But Officer Lena prevails, scruffs Kerry and forces her through the gate.
Duke has a plan to help spring Kerry from jail. But she's got to agree to the details.
Duke explains that no matter how honest and decent a campaign he, and Bandit before him, mounted, every spring, every year, year after year, that Fatcat Vincent won, paws down, the Cats vs Dogs contest. The Canine Club could not believe they were outdone by the Dream Team this spring. They demanded a recount and to see the checks made out to the Dream Team before they'd accept (halfheartedly) defeat. Three black and white mongrel kitties against three handsome hounds!
Kerry must sway the 2010 Cats VS Dogs contest in favor of the dogs ... or else. Kerry weighs her options. Jailed with dogs until Nanny can get the general public to bail her out ... or escape tonight! Kerry agrees to the demands, but keeps her hind toes crossed.
Everybody, but everybody, is helping out! With your support we've raised over half so we're on the downslide now. Please toss a buck or two into the pot so Kerry can stop vacationing with the cats and get back to work. Even the cats are beginning to see the difference with Vincent in charge of Feline Fields. They want Kerry back at work.
"Oh, this is so disgusting! Vincent, get Kerry back here scooping cat runs NOW!", Little Joey complained..
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