This has been a really bad day. It started when SHE was in the rain box for so long. I screamed and screamed. I scratched at the glass. But I couldn’t get the door open. I knew SHE was going to drown. And SHE hadn’t even fed-ed me Breakfast yet !!! If SHE drown-ed who’d feed me? I was scared. And I screamed. Finally SHE got out. And then I gotted my favorite breakfast. When I went back to bed …

bad Sylvestra had taked my nice warm heated bed by the window. I was mad. But if I tell Sylvestra I’s mad, she probably grown and smack me. Then here comes Charlie… I mean I love Charlie. But he thinks I’m his mommen and he always wants me to lick his face. I was just tired and wanted to go back to bed. The sun was already up. I needed my sleep. Sigh ….. I guess SHE go-ed away somewhere, cus SHE came back and scratched my ears. And my ear was itchy. So SHE did horrible things to me. Horrible I tell you. SHE called for Uncle Kirk to come help. I knew it was going to be bad when SHE put me on the table. I’m glad my hoomans are vegetarians, so I knew they weren’t gonna eat me or anything like that. SHE put those sticks in my ear and pulled out gunk. It wasn’t so bad. It felt nice to get the itchy gunk out. But then it got BAD. SHE tried to squirt water gunk in my ear!! Right in my ear!! That is really NOT nice. So I shook my head and it got all over HER and Uncle. Then SHE said to Uncle, hold him tighter, don’t let him shake. TIGHTER? I was already not breathing!!! So SHE put more stuff in my ear. And it just scared the pee out a me. Uncle said, I hear something dripping, oh, it’s the cat, it’s peeing all over. Well SHE thought Uncle meant Leo was peeing. Cus one of our potty stations was right there and Leo pees on puppy pads cus he can’t get his legs into a litterbox. He got hurted like me when he was a little baby and his legs don’t work. Maybe later they will. Like SHE helped to get my legs working some. But anyway. It wasn’t Leo peeing. And SHE just kept gushing my ear around and not letting me shake my head and I was so scared I just peed and peed. When SHE finished with me and let me get on the floor and scoot away. SHE said, OH the table is all wet, OH the floor, OH Uncle … your pants … oh no did it get in your shoes? I hope it did, cus it was mean to do that to me. But the good thing is my ear does feel better, and now I don’t have to climb up and into a litterbox. And I think I’m going to bed. Maybe tomorrow be better.
Love, Timmy
aka Timothy L. Cat, official Senior Spokes Cat for Rikki’s Refuge